I'll miss...

... travelling on public transport. Last night I was treated to the saccharin confessions of a woman old enough and ugly enough to do it by text message - "You and me, we're bonded together like glue, we are... the strongest, most powerful, most sticky glue!". Bleeeurgh. Best overheard conversation of the month though has to be on a bus heading for Clapton: bloke 1 - "Woah, that's the first time I've yawned in years"; bloke 2 = "you're kidding, really?". My god, why don't these people have their own television shows?!!

Although I won't miss the more recent trend of using your mobile phone as a modern day ghettoblaster on public transport. Or bums, or those kids who play piano accordians, fat people who take up half your seat.... etc etc etc.